June 2012
14 posts
I JUST LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD AT THIS GIF. WTF...
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i speak chinese motherfuckers
you gained weight: chin tu faht
this is a tow-away zone: no pah kin
small horse: tai ni po ni
i bumped the coffee table: ai bang mai fa kin ni
i need to see you: kum hia nao
they have arrived: hia dei kum
i got this for free: ai no pei
did you go to the beach?: wai yu so tan
i cannot pay you: no bai nut ding
great!: fa kin su pah
Teacher: Schools almost over
Teacher: and this is crazy
Teacher: but here's three projects
Teacher: due by friday
Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
chasingmaryjane:
ksteez:
YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself.
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basedgosh:
which horny geologist named this mineral
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May 2012
258 posts
anniedeear:
omg lol
scary-monsters-and-davesprite:
venomgurl4:
QWOP guy at anime north
TIA LOOK IT’S MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
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mrcraabs:
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
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